It is a conspiracy, mother and daughter, both with needles chasing me around the house. Have you ever heard of the movie, “Dumb and Dumber?” This has nothing to do with this. Actually, the movie, “Multiplicity” with Michael Keaton is more like it. The nurse trained Dana and now Dana trains my daughter Mandy. I had a clone giving me a shot. Actually they did pretty good and I didn’t cry long.

Now that I am an expert at receiving shots let me give a few pointers to the uninitiated.

Rule no. 1: Do not show the needle to the victim or patient.
Rule no. 2: Do not rare back with the needle prior to stabbing the patient.
Rule no. 3: Do not laugh before or anytime during the procedure.
Rule no. 4: Do not cry before or anytime during the procedure.
Rule no. 5: Do not say, “Yes” after stabbing the victim.
Rule no. 6: Do not use work gloves for the procedure.

Got to go. I’m sure I will come up with more rules.